Tealy had big plans for his new Minecraft world, but things spiraled out of control almost immediately. He wanted DumbDird to join, but there was a problem—Tealy's world was singleplayer, and since DumbDird was at his own house, there was no way to connect via LAN. Tealy, ever the optimist, told DumbDird to keep checking the "LAN Games" button, but DumbDird replied, "Durr, Tally, that's not even a button."
After what felt like hours of bickering, DumbDird finally shared a link to a mod called Essential. "It lets us play together on singleplayer worlds, do emotes, and even chat in Minecraft," DumbDird explained. Tealy was skeptical but desperate, so he installed the mod, and after a few hiccups, DumbDird finally joined the world.
But as soon as they spawned in, the trouble began. Tealy's computer fans roared like a jet engine, making it impossible for him to hear DumbDird on Discord. He yelled in frustration before realizing his graphics settings were cranked up to "Ultra Mega Fancy Max." After dialing them back to "Fancy," the fans finally calmed down.
Now, both players found themselves in a vast desert biome. "We need wood," DumbDird said, wandering off in search of a tree. Tealy followed, and after thousands of blocks, they found... nothing. No trees, no forests—just sand and more sand. At one point, they stumbled upon a lone desert well, which only added to their frustration.
But then, in the distance, Tealy spotted something: a desert temple! "Finally, some loot!" he shouted, running toward it. But as they got closer, his excitement turned to disappointment—it was just a village, and to make matters worse, it had zero chests. "How is that even possible?!" Tealy exclaimed, kicking the door of one of the houses.
DumbDird, meanwhile, was messing with the Essential emotes and accidentally activated the "Zombie" emote, complete with creepy growls and animations. Startled, Tealy panicked and attacked DumbDird, killing him by accident.
DumbDird respawned thousands of blocks away. "Durr, I'm not walking 1000 blocks again," he grumbled, leaving the game. Tealy groaned and facepalmed, only to make things worse by accidentally setting his video settings to "Ultra 16K Mega HDR Special." His computer instantly shut down.
And so, Tealy sat in silence, staring at his powered-off screen, wondering how everything had gone so wrong so quickly.
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